I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.